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Zolt of the Day

ZOLT is the stock symbol for the company ZOLTEK, a publicly traded company that develops, manufactures and markets carbon fiber, a high strength, low weight, high stiffness, corrosion resistant, heat resistant, electrical conductive material. SCREW THEM. ZOLT is almost single-handedly responsible for the dementia that lurks in Jefferson Krull's brain. ZOLT has been a part of JK's life for so long that he now incorporates it as a word in his everyday vocabulary. Like many other four-letter words, ZOLT is usable in multiple ways, as a noun, a verb or even an adjective.

Zolt (n.) - Damn, that is a big piece of ZOLT over there.
Zolt (v.) - Even though I've been married for 6 years, it would be nice to get a little ZOLT from my wife from time to time.
Zolt (adj.) - After that guy took my parking space I was ready to punch him right in the ZOLTING face

You get the idea. ZOLT can be used for anything, but it's particularly effective when used to replace key words in movie quotes. You are encouraged to have some fun and send in some quotes using the word ZOLT. Maybe after hearing ZOLT a few hundred times a day, Krull will grow some balls and buy the ZOLTing stock back so he can make some ZOLT like the rest of you. Of course if he does buy it, make sure you dump it, because that's how the HIT THE BID system works.

April 22, 2009 Terminazolt sent by Ugluck

Crusty guy knocking on door:  Hey buddy, you got a dead ZOLT in there"

Terminator turning to look: "FUCK you assZOLT

 

October 18, 2007 Floyd sent in by Pascal from Belgium

We don't need no ZOLTacation.  We don't need no ZOLT control.

October 17, 2007 Apple sent in by Pascal
A  ZOLT a day keeps the doctor away.
October 14, 2007
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to ZOLT me.  Aren't you?
October 13, 2007 Marlon sent in by Uncle Paulie

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a ZOLT, which is what I am.

 

October 12, 2007 Jerry sent in by my wife

You had me at ZOLT.

 

October 04, 2007 Bill sent in by Malice
To ZOLT or not to ZOLT thatis the question
October 01, 2007 USA sent in by Jared Bland
Give me liberty of give me ZOLT!
September 30, 2007 My wife sent in by me
After my wife saw the stress relief girls she grabbed me by the ZOLT and said don't you ZOLT around
September 29, 2007 Tony sent in by Barry and Paul

You fuck with me and you fuck with the ZOLT!

 Say hello to my little ZOLT!

September 28, 2007 What's you site's name again? sent in by some kid
ZOLT!  we don't need no stinking ZOLT!
September 27, 2007 ZOLTBACK MOUTAIN sent in by Joey Ghetto

A story of two homosexual ZOLTS...

 

September 26, 2007 Damn it sent in by Crunchyveggie
Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not a ZOLT!!
September 25, 2007 Hey Lonnie sent in by Steromic

I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... ZOLT!!!

September 24, 2007 Party sent in by RIchie
Hey, come on in. ZOLT to the right, hookers on the left.
September 23, 2007 Flying sent in by Bart

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' ZOLT

 

September 22, 2007 Classics sent in by Jon B

Leave the gun. Take the ZOLT.

It's not personal Sonny, it's strickly ZOLT.

Look how they massacred my ZOLT

I want someone reliable to put that gun in there. I don't want my brother coming out with just his ZOLT in his hand.

September 21, 2007 House sent in by Keif

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.  Might as well join the ZOLT Corps.

 Thank you sir may I have a ZOLT?  Thank you sir may I have a ZOLT?

September 20, 2007 Bronx sent in by John D
Now yous can't ZOLT.
September 19, 2007 Mercy sent in by Dan
ZOLT is for the weak. We do not train to ZOLTIFUL here. Here, on the streets, in competition, a man confronts you he is the enemy! An enemy deserves NO ZOLT!
September 18, 2007 MADMAN
I 'm as mad as ZOLT and I'm not going to take this anymore.
September 17, 2007 Graduate
I just want to say one word to you, one word...ZOLT
September 16, 2007 WIG out sent in by Jack
The sarge is dead let's get the ZOLT out of here!! 
September 15, 2007 Movie ZOLTS sent in by crunchyveggie

I love the smell of ZOLT in the morning.

Go ahead ZOLT my day.

You don't understand! I coulda had ZOLT. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am

September 14, 2007 Arnold sent in by Double A
Remember when I promised to ZOLT you last?  I lied.
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